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Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers For Keeping Drugs Illegal

lion-for-a-mouth:

21st-century-classical-liberal:

Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes’ yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, “I couldn’t have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you.”

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Anonymous said:

Being a road cyclist means you have a road bike. Being a track cyclist means you ride on a track. If you actually want to be a cyclist of any type and sell that useless cervelo and buy a real bike. THEN you can start working towards CAT1 races. Owning a fixed gear without owning a road bike means you're just a fixie kid.


Ignorance. Lol.

Like the ignorant buffoun that you are you didn’t know I borrow my friends road bike to train with. And secondly I am currently building up a road bike.

So, now you just made yourself look completely pathetic with your oblivious. statement. Aight. Ciao.